Episode 17 - Something-Centric

Scene 1

Philby:
So yeah. Why was it that Happy Healthy Harold never met Mr Squiggle?

Narrator:
Do not talk to me! I am the Omnipresent, Overseeing Narrator! I tell the people what’s going on because we’re not cleaver enough to write a spoken story without it! I’m not a character

Philby:
Who said that?

Narrator:
What?

Philby:
Who SAID that?

Narrator:
Umm...

Philby:
Wow, I’m even answering myself

[Door sound - enter Ninjo]

Ninjo:
Watcha doing, Philby?

Philby:
Answering myself...without answers

Ninjo:
You know, I’d love to know what’s going on in your head.

Philby:
Yeah...

Ninjo:
In fact, I wonder if it comes out in your writings

Philby:
My what?

Ninjo:
You know...writing...what you allegedly do for a living...I’d definitely love to see what’s going on

SCENE 2

Narrator:
And now it’s time for Philby’s cantos-in-progress

[This scene involves random noises and quotes in an orgasmatronic sort of way. This is inside the mind of Philby/what he’s been writing. Perhaps there can be a typewriter in the background]

SCENE 3

Philby:
It’s gonna be a cracker

Ninjo:
I wonder if it’s your mind that’s getting in your way of expressing yourself.

Narrator:
Enter two chickens who actually own Ninjo and Philby’s apartment

Chicken one:
Mrap!

Chicken two:
Even if I am a chicken I must protest to this unlawful use of bad dialog. You know, in south Kazahkstan it is an offence punishable by the eating of a lemon

Philby:
You realise that the script is over dont you

Narrator:
And thus, the term POST SCRIPT was invented and there was nothing but joy throughout the kingdom with a thousand years of peace and meandering endings.

Alex (Snaykeemcgee)

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