Zoltan the Assassin - Page 3

Scene 7:

Last mission

[Zoltan's at a place. He's picking a spot, but it's a scene that looks stereotypically like a trap. Maybe leaves over a pit, a child helpless in the wilderness...something doable...a combination...something.

Zoltan realises something]

Zoltan (or Anonymous, or indeed Admiral Ackbar):
It's a trap!

[The Aid points a gun at Zoltan's head from behind. Zoltan kills Aid. Bob comes in. Zoltan throws a knife at him. Bob doesn't die]

Zoltan:
Oh God...

Bob:
That's right. I'm a fully fledged philosopher.

Zoltan:
Don't you mean sourceror?

Bob:
No! Philosopher! [mutters] Born in Nashville...[speaks normally again] I saw you get through my interrogator at UTS. Very impressive.

Zoltan:
Thanks, old chap. That was yours?

Bob:
Yes! However he was a mere sociology major, while I'm philosophy!

Zoltan:
Huh?

Bob:
I'm Social Inquiry compared to a mere Information Management graduate.

Zoltan:
Your analogy is getting worse, I just didn't hear you

Bob:
I'm the power of Discrete Mathematics to your Engineering for Sustainability!

Zoltan:
Now you're talking about subjects, not degrees.

Bob:
Silence!! I've been dreaming of this day

[Fight scene. Bob tries to timejump everything, while Zoltan does the same. The two cancel each others' actions out. This can be done by filming them wincing a lot, and perhaps some process (i.e. a leaf burning, or something ageing) going backwards and forwards. Don't worry - iMovie has the process of reversing film. So something like that. I also had the idea of having someone dress up as someone from Robin Hood-ish (past), then later the same guy dressed up in a space suit or something (future) - however there are budget issues and time and can-be-bothered issues.]

Bob:
It seems we cannot beat each other with our knowledge of Timejumps. We'll have to settle this with the skills of our weapons.
[Note: This is supposed to be similar to the logic of Count Dooku in Episode 2 against Yoda. I haven't actually got it and I can't remember how it goes, so go ahead and change if you please.]

[FIGHT SCENE! Bob and Zoltan are in a pit of doom of some description. Zoltan wields his rifle while Bob possibly wields a toy sword (against Zoltan's toy gun), though if I can I'll try and find a cheap pool cue (queue? ??) as Bob's an arts student, so should have that as a weapon.

They fight for a little bit. Zoltan is being beaten somewhat. He's on the ground. Just as Bob raises his sword/pool stick with glory like a Tusken Raider, a few images flash through Zoltan's head
1) Numerous sniperings,
2) Him sitting in a lecture learning about guns,
which remind him that he can shoot]

Zoltan:
Oh yeah!

[Shoots Bob.]

Bob:
Don't you see I don't exist! Therefore I cannot be killed [similar line in OPD, maybe change it so he talks about it more]

[Zoltan smiles]

Bob:
Huh? WHAT? Oh no, you've shot me with Time!

[Bob Timejumps out of there]

[Zoltan gets up, exhausted. Checks his clips (the infinite power source)]

Zoltan:
Good. I'm still full.

Scene 8:

Nexus of the universe

[Bob gets up all dazed like. He looks at a sign where he lies, which points one way to the Municipality of Camden, and the other way the Wollondilly Shire]

Bob: What twisted Nexus of the Universe is this?

Scene 9:

Back home (this scene is really optional. It's rather out of place)
[Zoltan and two buddies (who are in plain clothes) are talking and laughing about the mission]

Guy #1:
That Bob got taught a lesson!

Guy #2:
Yeah! A taste of his own medicine! Good work Zoltan, I wonder what mystical adventures you'll get up to next week in your most unlikely heroic role of an assassin?!

Zoltan:
Who are you guys?

[Camera pans down. Two shots can be heard. Both the buddies fall to the ground]

THE END.