Episode 11 - Episode 9 Part 3 - I suppose that'll be Episode 11…
Scene 1 In a hot air balloon over London
Philby: Look! Now Queen Victoria is dead! I knew we never should have come to the 19th century!
Ninjo: You know why we are here… it was either this or be crushed by Nero, when he was in his mechagodzilla form
Philby: I suppose you are right. Anyway how about we get some lunch, I'm getting hungry.
Scene 2: Meanwhile, at the bottom of a deep well
Emperor Cuzco: (looking into a crystal ball) Its lunch they want eh! Ill give them lunch! Fly, fly my pretties!
Andy Warhol, Woodrow Wilson and the entire cast of the 1923 production of the Pirates of Penzance look at him.
Lead of Pirates: Why should we take orders from you? Especially to do things that are impossible, without either an aeroplane, and considering this well is in fact in 15th century peru, they haven't been invented yet, or to grow wings, which only 75% of us have, and you know how the union is about equity. I'm not taking orders from you, you are just a giant whelk.
Emperor Cuzco looks at himself, and for the first time in his life realises that he is indeed a giant whelk.
Emperor Cuzco: Fine, Ill just go and mope in the corner then.
Marilyn Monroe: Oh, cheer up emo kid.
Scene 3: Harold Holt's Orbiting Death Fortress
Holt: It would appear that we are under attack.
Snake Commander: By whom my lord? There is no one within 1000km?
Holt: Oh, so you think that they aren't here? In their russian submarines waiting to take me the minute I go for a swim eh? You wouldn't know the enemy if it came up an killed you! Which is exactly what it will do.
<Exterior>
Philby: Hey look, an orbiting death fortress.
Ninjo: Lets dock. Although it is 1001 km away…
Stalin: That's alright, I can teleport you there.
Philby: Alright, get on it.
Stalin presses the beak of his albatross on his hat, and they are teleported into the death fortress, which looks like the death star.
Holt: I knew they were here! And look a submarine!
A submarine with the words "Wallenius Wilhelmsen" on the side dashes past, with sounds like "dastadanya comrade" coming from inside.
Ninjo: We all knew it would come to this. Two men pitted against each other, in a pit of doom that is actually an orbiting death fortress with nothing standing between them but a snake army and a russian submarine.
Suddenly, Queen Victoria comes back to life, and eats Harold Holt.
Philby: Well, that was easy, lets go get a burrito, I'm hungry.
Pan out, world explodes.
The End